Sorry I Can't I'm Grading Papers Until I Die Shirt
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Size Guide
Chest: Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the lowest bottom part of the shirt.
Sizing Tips:
The measurements below are the actual garment size when laid down flat. If you are not sure which is the best size is for you, lay one of your comfortable fitting t-shirts flat and measure it using the guide above.
Shrinkage:
All cotton is prone to shrinkage after first wash (even pre-shrunk cotton). Expect 1/4” - 1/2” of shrinkage on the measurements listed above after your first wash.
Unisex T-Shirt
Our most popular unisex shirt. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. 4.3-ounce and 30 singles. Rib-Knit Crew Neck. Double-needle sleeves and hem.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 21 1/2" | 30" |
| XL | 23 1/2" | 31" |
| 2XL | 25 1/2" | 32" |
| 3XL | 27 1/2" | 32 1/2" |
| 4XL | 29 1/2" | 33" |
| 5XL | 31" | 35" |
Women's T-Shirt
One part comfort + One part style = The perfect ladies tee. 50/50 ring spun combed cotton/poly. 4.3-ounce and 30 singles.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 3/4" | 25 1/2" |
| S | 17 3/4" | 26" |
| M | 18 3/4" | 26 1/2" |
| L | 20 1/4" | 27 1/4" |
| XL | 21 3/4" | 28" |
| 2XL | 23 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| 3XL | 25 3/4" | 29" |
| 4XL | 27 3/4" | 29" |
Women's V-Neck
A soft v-neck tee made to go with everything in your closet. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. 4.3-ounce and 30 singles.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 16 1/2" | 26" |
| M | 17 1/2" | 26 1/2" |
| L | 18 1/2" | 27" |
| XL | 19 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| 2XL | 20 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| 3XL | 22" | 28" |
| 4XL | 23 1/2" | 28" |
Unisex Hoodie
A cozy, no-nonsense hoodie to keep you warm. 9-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece. Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish. Two-Ply Hood. Set in Sleeves with rib knit cuffs and waistband.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" |
| M | 22" | 29" |
| L | 24" | 30" |
| XL | 26" | 31" |
| 2XL | 28" | 32" |
| 3XL | 30" | 33" |
| 4XL | 32" | 34" |
| 5XL | 34" | 35" |
Crewneck Sweatshirt
This comfy sweater is quality on a budget. 9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material. Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish. Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" |
| M | 22" | 29" |
| L | 24" | 30" |
| XL | 26" | 31" |
| 2XL | 28" | 32" |
| 3XL | 30" | 33" |
| 4XL | 32" | 34" |